Thumbin' Through Michigan v. PSU
Even though I didn't make the trip to Happy Valley, I thought I'd do my usual thumb notes on the game from my couch. Sadly, I was far more nervous for this game than any other this season, and it is readily apparent in reading the notes below. If you're like me, you've got a little ritual for every game. Same shirt. Same beer. Same spot on the couch.
On Saturday the rituals were a little off. Beer was gotten late. Lucky shirt was missing. Had to get ready for friends coming over to watch the game. But, the beer cooled, I found the shirt, and Michigan went on to win. I, in turn, went on to drink until 1. Good times.
I will warm my more sensitive readers that I swear A LOT more in this particular Thumbin' Through that ever before. Perhaps it was the ample supply of beer. Perhaps it was the disturbance of my game day rituals. Perhaps it was the testy (heh heh) nature of the game. regardless of what it was, be aware the f-bomb is dropped with impunity and regularity. Be aware of this.
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Adults and foul minded teenagers, enjoy...
Thumbin' Through Michigan v. PSU
UM/PSU in the comfort of my living room. football, beer and a couch.
Life is good.
Mussssssssberger. A voice like the smoooove sound of Billy D Williams sellin Colt45
To kick off
Rvs kick off
Broken kick coverage.
Psu to 50
Hunt mid rt for 5
Morrelii off on bad pass lft
delayed blitz morelli dump pass ovr midl whr blitz came from fr 1dn
Mundy out gtting trtmnt on nk.
Gd prssr. Complt for 3 to hnt
Hnt brrows for 3 in mdl
Cvrg suck tonight. Inc lft. Norwood drops it at chains.
Fg try wiiiiiiiiiiiiide lft.
Hrt lft buried for lss of 1
hnne chgs ply. Fs on 83.
2nd and 15
Nkd btlg rt to 85 butler for 6
Hnne to massey for first, grt protection on te cross
Crn bltz, pass off arms of crn inc
Hrt midl for 3 bt FS on butler.
2nd & 15
Scrn rt to hrt for abt 10. Hrt brks bnch of tckls
Shrt pass to butler right shrt of mrk.
Zltn to pnt
Line drv pnt to abt 20. Crppy kick. Good coverage. No return
Hll gd stp on shrt pass
Inc to rt
Dumass spns around and got nthn. 54 yrd line drv and brstn does nthn at 19
Hrt rt for nthn
Henne hit from behnd as he passes. Inc. Fb had to blck lb
3 & 10
Lots of pressure. Hnne rns for six
Zltn pnts it. Shit kick
40 nks ball loose again!
Noise is bad.
Hrt trped up as he crosses lin
Hrt up midl for 4.
Inc rt lng to arrngtn
Pnt to 16
Hnt rt for nthn. Flg. Hld on psu hlf to gl 1 dn
Hnt on scrn rt gets bck to orig 1 dn line
Hnt lft mdl for 1
Pass comp rt sid jst shrt of line
Abt an inch
Psu to kick
Brstn nailed on grt kick
Grt brstn catch! Lft side bullet!
PSU in bckfld on every play
Hrt lft midl for 1
Greg matthews for 7 rt. ineliglbe rcvr. 2dn& 14
Arrngtn on cross! 1dn! shks like a maraca for a first
Brstn wrscrn for lft 1dn
Henne rt side deep to brstn inc. No pass intfrnce caal bt shldve been
Butler TE roll out for 7. Rt
Hrt mid lft bhnd mitchell and long for 1dn
Fade to breaston lft ovr thrown gd cvrg
Henne sails in ovr opn brst on rt
Pass to arrington up midl for 30yrd TD! Fucking sweet!
arrngtn burn crnr and safty. pass btwn crnr and safty
The perfect pass frm henne. Laser beam to arrngtn
Kick off rvs.
Rtn to 20
Morelli to williams on rt for 1st
Hnt for 3 to lft midl
More crap on henne verbal to psu. Might as well add on kennedy assination, area 54, the gulf war, 2 seconds and everyother psu conspiracy. Jeeebus!
Taylor sacks morelli. So fat yet so fast. 9 yrd loss
Woodley crushes morelli on sack. Flg for hld. Haha! Cheating doesn't help u
Woodley tries to powr slam qb.
Brstn back. Fc @ 50.
Hrt lft mid huge hole for 7
Hrt midl for 2
Hrt lft midl for 1dn
arrngtn midl for lng 1dn. Laser agn
Hrt midl lft for 4
Deflection pass. Inc bad pass. Wldv been picked
In and out of massey's hnds bck of endzn. Masseys gotta ctch that.
Rvs good! He gets sloppy kiss. Dnt ht him anymr.
Rvs to kck to 3
Mich on grt cvrg dn at 15
Woodley crushes morelli! nvr put rb on woodley he will eat your rb, the ply & yr soul!
dp pass lft. inc. Pass infrnc? Bullsht uncatch!
1dn bd gys
Pass lft for wrscn for 5
Hnt lft for 1dn 6 yrs
Hnt mid rt to 6
Biggs with anthr sack!
space bitches space rtns! Grtst commercial evr
Rb scrn for 30. Brnch only one to read it. Evrone else bought it.
Inc rt to norwood. Morelli rollout rt
Drped rt by te. Mndy on cv
1dn ovr midl! Mndy agn. Dammit
Soft cov ovr middl by mich. Pissing me off.
English is pissssssed!!!!! Yelling at d. Can see veins in frhd.
hnt gts nthng mid lft
Anthr pass for 1dn
Why the fuck are we 5 yrds off?
Hnt nwhr up mid.
Joe pa looks like a nome
Trnt on cv in back lft end zn
englmn brks up pass lft @ gl ln
Good ply calling by psu to brk the d. Bad pass cov.
Hrsshit call on pi gives psu 3.
15 secs. Sqib.
End Frst half.
PSU's ad is the worst ad ever. Come to PSU, listen to lesbian rock, stalk girls in gym, asians in lab of some sort, aaaaaand Joe Pa! What the fuck are they thinking?
Crg james looks like grg bush
Start Second Half
Kck off brst, jst shrt of 20
-10 yrd rsh in 1st by hlf psu
Hrt for 2-3 mid lft
Hrt for 5 mid lft riley crshes blck to get hrt extra yrd
Hrt lft midl. Hldng on mich
Ovrthr midl to TE.
Spilled beer evrywhr (at this point I was filling my plate with pizza while trying to type on my little key pad and mock a friend of mine. The result was spilling a perfectly good beer on new carpeting. My wife was not pleased. Cleaning up my mess took the remainder of this series. -ed)
Hnt nwhr loss 1
Sack jamison! 9 yrd loss
Soft zone completion. fuck!
Morelli gets destroyed by brnch.
Brnch just kills morelli drvs him into turf. ribs hrt jst wtching
Msbrgr being moron. Says lt ht, hlmt2hlmt. Davie & herb tl msbrgr hes a idiot.
Davie-ism usd in convrsatn "mid-momentum"
Morelli out clark in
Burgess kills end around
Qb drw midl nthn
Williams blows catch on rt side
Morelli looks like death with a big nose
Pnt goes to 31 oobs
Hrt for -1 midl
Henne midl to arrington for 6
Just off the hands of arringtn up midl. Prssr on hnne
Fc 21 yrd line
They are just ragging on herstriet. Davie fr sm resn is really fny tnite.
Sack by crable. Prsnl fl on mich for late hit. Dammmmit! Games not in hand yet
Taylor's a retard
Hall smashes wr on comp to rt.
2nd & 6
Sackish kind of thing. Inc by psu. Branch trying to kill agn
Biggs kills anthr qb. Sack!
7th sack of nite
Fc at 41
Henne rns out of sack for 2 yrds.
Psu gtting lots of prsr
Hrt middl for 4
Arrington diving catch lft for 1 dn!!
Henne pass midl off ply fk deflectd for 0 had butler opn
Henne find brst on awsm pass rt undr massv prssr. Thrws laseer off
back ft. Breastn shks for 1st
Hrt battles way for 20 yrds to 1 yrd line. God he's good!
Hrt untouched on rt for TD. Friggin sweet. Rvs good.
psu rtn to 30
Hnt lft for 5
Concussion for morelli
Brnch godzillad morelli
Hnt rn midl for 0
Pass rt. Inc. Flg. PI on psu. Trnt on gd cvrg
31 yrd ln
Hrt midl for nada
Hrt lft midl, bncs rt for 3
Brstn on shrt slnt lft trns 4 into 10
Brstn agn for 10
Loefler is best coach evr for qbs acrding to henne's hs coach. PA dude
tlling national audience tht. So friggin awsm.
Hrt lft for 2
First rl bad pass bhnd brstn
Plnty of time cvrg sack.
Florida losing to auburn
Sfl pass midl.
Bc of 7 sack - 26
Williams beat trnt of lft side for first
Hnt middl. Nowhr
Clark gets killd too on qb scrmbl. He looks hurt. Slammed by woodley.
Anthr psu qb killd
Pass almost int by crbl
Psu to pnt
Psu chicks r ugly
Hrt to lft for 3
Florida lost! Orson out on ledge.
Grdy in strstp for 0. Grdy tntativ
Hnne slids down for 4
Zltn bms it.
Psu to 40
Mndy on stp. Hnt for 5 lft
Hall mks stp shrt of 1dn lft sd
Hnt on a scrn pass for TD. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad tackling
Scrn pass. Yards aftr mndy.
Hunt outrns whl fcking d
Fcking d jst took a shit on fld
Mich on 20
Hrt rt for loss of 1
Hrt runs for 1f bhnd lng. Rns ovr 7.
Hrt jst rns midl lft for 5
Hrt stpd by poslusny fr 0
Psu last TO
Rt in brstns hnds and he dps it. Rt in his fking hnds. Fking brstn
Ryan to kick
Chrls stwrt on awesome tckl at 21.
Adams blws easy pick midl
Pass in bnds to rt 6
Hall almst picks dp pass. Cls
No need for nrvs like that. Dammit
Too close for comfort, but only blown scrn pass made game cls.
fnl thought: Hall = awesome